Hello, Stranger.

So, this is my blog. I’m calling it “Man Overboard” for now because I feel that in one of my previous lives, I was some sort of outcast seafarer. A pirate who wore an eye patch on his balls, maybe. Or a really effeminate sailor, like this guy (marked in red):

And is that fucking Ben Stiller on the far right?

Also, I know, I'm a half a decade behind everybody else, but my primary reason for not bothering to create my own online journal over the years is you, stranger. Yes, you. You see, I know what you’re thinking: "Coco’s blog title really isn’t that creative, his posts aren’t inspired, and he sure as hell isn’t as funny as he thinks he is."

I don’t mind being judged, I simply never took kindly to the fact that a lot of people on the internets feel that they JUST HAVE TO have an opinion on everything and everyone. So if you have nothing better to do here other than be a total douchebag and say unconstructive things, please, go away. However, if you wish to stay and persist on judging me, then you, sir/ma’am, can eat my asshole.

That is, if someone is actually reading this crap. If no one is, then I guess all I can say is "Bye-bye."