Rejected Jesus LOL Scripts: Untitled Michael J. Fox Pilot
March 30, 2007I’ve been wanting to brag about my being the laziest fucking contributor here at The Man Blog, and I couldn’t think of a better way of doing just that than to combine elements from two of our more popular series and molding them into one.
Say, have you guys been watching the latest season of 24? Goddamn that show’s awesome.
Also, I love waffles. Especially the Golden Brown ones from Pancake House, with some extra crispy bacon strips on the side. Mmmmmm.
And in case you didn’t notice, I’ve only been distracting you to give the photos enough time to completely load yay!
The Early November Go On An Indefinite Hiatus
March 19, 2007Coco is seriously bummed right now. One of his favoritest bands ever just announced that they will be taking an "indefinite hiatus," which is a gayefied manner of telling their fans "Umm, we're breaking up but we're leaving the door open for a potential reunion."
The only good thing that Coco can see coming out of this situation is that his T.E.N. autographed poster will cost a lot more.
He doesn't intend on selling it though. He just wanted to show off. And yes, he's an ass. Don't worry, he still couldn't afford to use anything better than a camera phone to take that photo, or any other photo for the next, hmmm, I dunno, 300 BAJILLION YEARS.
Sock Puppet Theater Presents: Congratulations Graduates! Eat My Asshole!
March 11, 2007My high school buddies and I have a YahooGroup, where our juvenile banter on robots and sex and robot sex have justly matured to career-related dialogue over the years, especially since most of the thirty-strong constituents of our little ragtag troupe have, by now, graduated from college. So I checked my email recently and chanced upon a high school friend’s plea for advice. He is currently employed by a huge-ass multinational company and was given an offer by a competitor to jump ship and get twice his current pay (which as far as I know is already hugecakes to begin with). His bosses then came up with a counter-offer that consisted of a 35% increase in basic salary and allowances, plus a guaranteed relocation to the glorious Americas within the next couple of years.
(For anyone who was too lazy to read the above-written crap)
COCO’S FRIEND HAS A PROBLEM, AND HE HAS TWO OPTIONS:
OPTION A
OPTION B
Every single person who responded to his request for our two cents was female, and though I love those ladies to the max, this was all that registered in my brain: YADA YADA YADA DERK DERK DERKA MARRY ME! ROOAAARRR PFFFBBBHHHTTTT. But I can tell by their lengthy replies that they were serious about helping him out. I, on the other hand, was busy contemplating on potential ways of killing myself.
(For anyone who was too lazy to read the above-written crap)
COCO, AFTER LEARNING THAT HIS FRIEND’S “PROBLEM” WAS SIMPLY NOT KNOWING WHETHER MORE MONEY IS BETTER THAN EVEN MORE MONEY, WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF AND HAS TWO OPTIONS:
OPTION A
OPTION B
Bender
March 7, 2007
As per the request of Bender, here's an MSPaintified Bender! I'm still working on Fry and SpongeBob though.
Drawing with a mouse isn't as easy as it looks, so don't go telling me that it sucks, asshole. I like the challenge, however. Anyone else want anything MSPaintified?
Coco’s Nephew Is HXC
Coolest. Kid. EVER.
And we share the same birthday! I also don't mean any disrespect to The Bronx, so don't rape me in the ass over using Heart Attack American as background. In fact, I've been looping Three Dead Sisters all day over the past couple of weeks.
You selfish cunt!!! You've got some ex-plai-ning to do!!!
AWESSSSSIIIMMM!
Three Dead Sisters
Click to play Three Dead Sisters.
