Family News.

June 4, 2007

So I was out of the house for two nights and certain things have led me to conclude that my older brother Nino paid a visit to our house, formed yet another collusion with my younger brother Loi, and, for the lack of better words, messed with my shit like the assholes that they are.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Exhibit A:

A twenty-five centavo coin in my soap.

Exhibit B:

A drawing of a penis on my Barong Tagalog's plastic seal thinger.

I'm pretty sure that there are other things which haven't caught my eye yet, but they'll pay. And if you're wondering what the Barong's for, well it's my sister's wedding this Saturday. Yay cake. And I'm moving into her old room upstairs. Yay new room. With its own Goddamned bathroom.

One of the many qualms I had with my old room was that it didn't have a bathroom. I'd use the guests' commode (yay Talladega Nights reference) which is so small you'd have to sit sideways when taking a crap. So, after six years, I'm saying goodbye to that piece-o-shit bathroom. Another problem with my room was that it was the only bedroom downstairs (except for the maids' quarters), and it was the one nearest to the front door. So if anyone decided to break into our house, guess who gets to die first? Yeah, ME. FUCKING ME. GODFUCKINGDAMNIT.

So, yeah.