Family News.
June 4, 2007So I was out of the house for two nights and certain things have led me to conclude that my older brother Nino paid a visit to our house, formed yet another collusion with my younger brother Loi, and, for the lack of better words, messed with my shit like the assholes that they are.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Exhibit A:
A twenty-five centavo coin in my soap.
Exhibit B:
A drawing of a penis on my Barong Tagalog's plastic seal thinger.
I'm pretty sure that there are other things which haven't caught my eye yet, but they'll pay. And if you're wondering what the Barong's for, well it's my sister's wedding this Saturday. Yay cake. And I'm moving into her old room upstairs. Yay new room. With its own Goddamned bathroom.
One of the many qualms I had with my old room was that it didn't have a bathroom. I'd use the guests' commode (yay Talladega Nights reference) which is so small you'd have to sit sideways when taking a crap. So, after six years, I'm saying goodbye to that piece-o-shit bathroom. Another problem with my room was that it was the only bedroom downstairs (except for the maids' quarters), and it was the one nearest to the front door. So if anyone decided to break into our house, guess who gets to die first? Yeah, ME. FUCKING ME. GODFUCKINGDAMNIT.
So, yeah.
Previous Comments
Don’t get me wrong, though. I love my siblings to bits. The photos shown above are simply their way of showing their affection. Ruined toiletries and genital caricatures. Good times.
Again, good luck with your sinking experiment. And with work. And with life, in general.
Posted by coco at June 4, 2007, 6:34 pmMy room’s the only one downstairs too. Not only do I get to die first, but because of all the fumes that all the cars in the garage give out every morning (my window faces the garage), I don’t have to wait for our house to get burgled before the sweet arms of death welcomes me home.
Poop.
Posted by Pau at June 17, 2007, 6:37 pmMy windows face the garage too, which is why I never opened them. Ever. Well except for brownouts. Since it’s a small room, I relied on the cold being preserved in the walls after a night of using the aircon, so when I spend the day there, it’s not so bad. It also helped that I had an industrial fan in there.
Posted by coco at June 18, 2007, 5:46 pmAdd a comment
oh well, now you have your new room. i wish i can get my own room too.
your siblings are naughty. wish they were mine. my siblings are very nice.
thanks for the instructions with the sinking. i do hope i’ll get to do that. and yesh, i’ll update you of my progress.
Posted by cheska at June 4, 2007, 6:10 pm