I Dunno. Shit and Shit?
February 11, 2008I really appreciate the fact that people don’t question the way I handle certain things. It makes me think that they actually respect my decisions and recognize that somewhere in this noggin of mine are sound reasoning and common sense. It’s either that, or they just don’t bother asking. Which is also a good thing because I really like being left the fuck alone sometimes.
But to once again quote Mr. Hoppus, "my mouth is filled with blood from trying not to speak." Now, I know that there’s a question you’ve all been meaning to ask, and I’d be more than happy to finally clear the air for all our sakes.
Why do I keep on wearing the same pair of rotten jeans everytime I go out, you ask?
Well it’s because they’re the only pair I own which effectively (and comfortably) conceal my leg sores, silly!
LEG SORES.
By the way, meth is not a toy. Make sure to tell your children that they damage nerve endings which cause uncontrollable itching. These lead to constant scratching which subsequently result in the above-shown, fantabulous sores.
On a completely related note, TNA and Midway have released new screenshots of the iMPACT! game which comes out on all major platforms later this year. And HOLY SHIT.
Kurt Angle, "The Monster" Abyss, and "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage.
Get a job. Get a Wii. Get the game. Get myself a juicebox.
Get a job. Get a Wii. Get the game. Get myself a juicebox.
Get a job. Get a Wii. Get the game. Get myself a juicebox.
And if I won’t have a Wii by then, I can always yoink my little brother’s PS2 from right under his stupid, little brothery nose! And I won’t hear a peep from his stupid, little brothery mouth! Because I’m older! And stronger! HAH!
Nope, he’s actually only a year younger and can easily hand me pieces of my ass contained in individual (and distinctively-colored) petri dishes. Even the guy courting my little sister looks like he could kill me with one bare hand. Dude’s 17 and he’s got a full-on beard, what the fuck.
It sucks being frail and weak. But at least I have the POWER OF KNOWLEDGE! Am I right, ladies?
Once again kids, meth is not a toy.
Previous Comments
Hooray for us who can get beat up by our younger sisters’ suitors / BFs!
Posted by Pau at February 11, 2008, 12:08 pmHooray!
Posted by coco at February 11, 2008, 1:27 pmI gots your backs with your younger brother, man! I dunno about the bearded 17-year old, though. That’s just freaky. In a non sexy way.
Posted by Baddie at February 11, 2008, 1:59 pmI know! But it’s not really a full-on Hobo Beard, more like a Post-Queer-Eye-Makeover Jesus Beard. It looks clean, but still.
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Also, I had a full beard when I was 14.
Posted by Bearded Teen at February 11, 2008, 11:00 amMaybe I shouldn’t have mentioned that, but I dont like being beat…in any way.