Hell Freezes Over: Coco Has A Twitter. Account. Had to Leave That Last Word Out So I Could Make A Rhyme. Oh, and I Got Tagged By Papu. My, This Is A Long-Ass Title.
February 12, 2008Add me up, you sonsofbitches.
Anyway, I’ve nothing better to do than sit around and wait for calls from potential employers, so I kinda bit on this meme that Papu tagged me with. It’s a stupid 20 Questions for 2008 type of thing. Proceed at your own risk. I’m not tagging anyone, by the way. I ride alone! Yep, that didn’t make any sense to me as well.
1. At what age do/did you wish to marry?
-27.
2. What color do you like most?
-Yellow. I like black, too. And dark blue.
3. If you can have a superpower, what would it be?
-Flight. And invisibility (so I could watch your Dads take their showers). But if it has to be one or the other, I’ll go with Flight, most definitely.
4. If you can travel anywhere in the world, where would you want to go?
-I don’t know. Brazil? Fashion TV had a Carnivale theme all weekend and GOD DAMN.
5. Which part of you do you hate the most?
-My stupid smile. I’m the least photogenic person I know.
6. When you get sad, what do you do?
-I beat off to MPEGs of female wrestlers doing pre-fame soft porn.
7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
-Everything in my room, really. From my DVDs and CDs to my shirts and my pillows.
8. If you win $1 million, what would you do with the money?
-$10,000 up front on DVDs and CDs, another 10 grand to charity. I’ll buy Fernando from my parents and I’ll give 10 grand to each of my brothers, sisters and parents. Another 10 grand to my nephew. So that leaves roughly $890,000. I’ll invest the 90 grand into a t-shirt business, and I’ll save the rest.
I really thought this through, huh? Now I’m depressed. FUCK.
9. What do you love the most last year (2007)?
-Driving to places where I haven’t driven to before, from the innards of Pasay, Makati and QC, to Eastwood, to fucken Dasmariñas Cavite. I really hate driving but I felt a sizable increase in testicle mass after finally and sometimes-single-handedly figuring out ways of getting to those places.
Oh, and celebrating my birthday. And going to Singapore. And going to that Hot Air Balloon Festival at Clark. Fun times.
10. What is your New Year’s resolution?
-I didn’t make one. Though I intend on quitting the white death soon.
11. What is the moment you regret most?
-None. But like I’ve said before, I wish for a lot of things to have been different. But I don’t bury myself into thinking what went wrong, I just move on and do what I think is right, and I’M ALWAYS RIGHT.
12. What type of person do you hate the most?
-A lot, Jeez. I probably hate you, Reader Person. But I hate bullies. I hate people who wear hats and shades indoors. Oh, fucken hypocrites! And liars. I hate people who think they’re smarter than me, because that would be blasphemous. I hate loud people. And pretentious people who don’t know what they’re talking about. I hate people who touch my shit without asking for permission, especially the ones who leave fingerprints on my fucking discs. I hate Ja Rule, Dr. Phil, and that tool from Nine Inch Nails. I hate women - they always hurt my feelings.
13. What is your greatest asset?
-I’m gonna go ahead and steal this answer from Papu and say that I have the most awesome friends. If I ever find myself in a ditch, I know I could count on at least one of them, in any given situation. Money problems? Too easy. Bully me at work? I know a guy who can kill you, motherfucker. Genital rashes? I won’t even need to set an appointment.
14. If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
-I don’t know. Money?
15. Person you’d want to be stuck in a deserted island with?
-Mandy Moore.
16. Name the one body part that your girlfriend/wife adores?
-I’ve been praised for my surprisingly plump for a thin man’s ass on more than one occasion. And I can move this bone at the back of my knees. It gets the ladies moist and wanting, trust me.
17. It’s 2008. What are you looking forward to this year?
-A lot. IRON MAN! And the new Jack’s Mannequin album. And the TNA game.
18. Anything in your life that you wish weren’t so awful?
-Nothing. I’m good.
19. What’s the shallowest thing you intend to do this year?
-Make assloads of money and piss it on useless shit.
20. If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would you be?
-DUMBEST QUESTION EVER. I hate you, Paps.
Previous Comments
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Posted by coco at February 12, 2008, 9:39 am15. Person you’d want to be stuck in a deserted island with?
-Mandy Moore.
>> HAVENT YOU OUTGROWN THIS?!
and on the last question, you’re supposed to change the 20th question, dummy.
Posted by papu at February 12, 2008, 11:19 amSo about your friend who can help you with the genital warts thing….
Posted by Pau at February 12, 2008, 11:22 am@Papu: Obviously I haven’t.
@Pau: I said “rashes,” not “warts.” Haha, binisto mo yung sarili mo. Pau has genital warts!
Posted by coco at February 12, 2008, 4:29 pmMANDY MOORE MARCH 13!!!
Oh. And Ne-Yo, Feb 29. KNEEE-OH!
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