Fuck, I’m Bored. Also, Check Out Cinemabuzz.

Peter tapped me to take care of a movie blog over at i.ph, and I implore you to visit CINEMABUZZ. More on this in a future post here at Man Overboard.

For the meantime, here be snippets of a conversation I had with Papu yesterday.

ON FLO RIDA’S "LOW".

Papu: anong title nung pukinang inang song na
Papu: apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur?
Coco: Low
Papu: hate that fucking song
Papu: we went to this party last friday. hindi ko alam after party pala ni neyo. so he was there.
Papu: eh malay ko naman no. hindi naman siya cute.
Coco: Ooh party
Papu: tapos pinatugtog pa yang putanginang Low nayan. i hate that.
Coco: Haha o easy. It’s just a song. I actually have it on my playlist.

ON RIHANNA AND BRITNEY.

Papu: and that Rihanna
Papu: i dont like her so much
Papu: and Yeg keeps playing that stupid song Please Dont Stop the Music
Coco: I used to have a mini-crush on Rihanna until Tintin told me that she looked like Ethel Booba.
Coco: Which she does.
Coco: I have that on my playlist, too.
Papu: stupid rihanna.
Papu: she actually giggled when Britney performed at the VMA’s
Papu: who does she fucking think she is?!??!
Papu: and i dont get why she’s cultural ambassador of barbados. wtf. anong culture dun. grrrr.
Coco: Why in the hell wouldn’t anyone giggle? I’m surprised no one burst out laughing and started throwing their seats at Britney.
Papu: ASSWIPE!!!! thou shalt not take the name of britney in vain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coco: You have got to be kidding me. The woman’s lost her damn mind and so have you. If you value what’s left of your dignity, you should maybe start convincing yourself that it might have been a good idea to get off the Britney bandwagon when she shaved her head and attacked a car with an umbrella.
Papu: well i have hope that she’s gonna come back
Papu: the old, clean britney
Papu: stupid girl should not have broken up with JT. see what happened. it was bad karma.
Coco: Don’t count on a Britney comeback. The odds of her choking to death on a pair of scissors are higher than her ever regaining any of her old success.

 ON MILEY CYRUS AND HORSE PORN.

Papu: what is it with these disney girls. vanessa hudgens (na, for the record, tuwang tuwa si yeg na slut pala), hilary duff. ay nako. i bet ganyan din si miley cyrus.
Papu: she has slutty photos narin, did you see?!
Coco: No, I haven’t. How slutty? Provocative outfit-slutty? Or horse porn-slutty?
Papu: ummm
Papu: beginner slutty
Coco: Damnit.
Papu: wait il find the link
Papu: wala namang nakita, pero she was in a tank top and panties and her tits were poking through. she was in bed.
Coco: Great, underaged pokies are exactly what I need. I’ve been looking forward to going to jail for the longest time.

ON MANDY MOORE.

Papu: speaking of which do you watch how i met your mother?
Coco: I used to, and I want to, I just don’t find the time.
Coco: Mandy Moore’s in it for a couple of episodes. (swoons)
Papu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Papu: are you watching her concert? tangina mahal okay. 2500 for eastwood?!
Coco: I would if I had the money.
Papu: tsk
Papu: il let you know if i get free tickets
Papu: a client could sponsor the damn thing
Coco: Wohoo!

ON BEATING EACH OTHER TO DEATH OVER AN INCRIMINATING PHOTO OF US AS DANCING PARTNERS IN THE 5TH GRADE.

Papu: DO NOT POST THAT PHOTO.
Papu: that was pre hair straigtening. post that photo and suffer the consequences
Coco: What consequences might those be?
Papu: il beat you up. seriously. or papapagripo kita.
Coco: What in the hell is a pagripo?
Papu: gripuhan
Papu: sasaksakin ka para tumulo dugo parang gripo
Coco: You can’t take me.
Papu: i can take anyone.
Coco: I’ll just push your forehead with one arm.
Coco: And read a book with the other.
Papu: il kick you in the nuts and break your nose.
Coco: I’ll punch you in the neck and stab you in the fallopian tubes with a pen.