Best Week Ever! Exclamation Point!

March 17, 2008

Well, relatively. I mean, I could count a vacation overseas or seven days’ worth of sex and wrestling (I’ve had both) as what would indeed comprise my best week ever. But considering the many bummers I’ve had over a looong period of time, things are finally starting to pick up again. So, surprise! This is a whine-free entry.

For starters, I went out on my first date on Saturday since God knows when. Well it wasn’t really a date, since we were with Tintin’s new officemates having a buffet at Kamay-Kainan and karaoke-ing at Red Box, and I really didn’t pay for anything except for gas. But it was my first time at Trinoma and I had an amazing time. So amazing, in fact, that I’m thinking of changing that to "amazing-tastic!" Tintin and I then saw Jumper and I took her home at around 2:30AM. I headed straight for Bobby’s and drank and laughed my balls off with beer and BJ jokes, respectively.

That’s John, in our new porno, "May Mani Ka Sa Labi" (Russian title: "You Have A Penots On Your Lip"). Blame Marc, dude. No wait, blame yourself for sleeping on us again.

Last Friday, I found out that my sister was pregnant. Again, happy times. I honestly can not wait to get peed and puked on by the new addition to the family. But seriously, I’m really, really excited about this. New baby!

And on Thursday, I officially escaped debt’s sinister grip. Yes, "debt." I kinda broke Tintin’s 40 thousand peso DSLR camera after our Christmas party. Well I didn’t really break it, but it just stopped functioning after I last held it. And living by the old adage of "LAST TOUCH KA, GAGO," I volunteered and insisted on covering the repair expenses. Long story short, she called up the camera company last Thursday and they said that they were able to chalk everything up to the warranty, after initially saying that I needed to pay 10 grand for the repair.

So there. Dates and babies and beer and BJ jokes and being out of debt do comprise the best week ever. To quote the Nacho: