Bim: With the biggest show on Earth looming just around the corner, Coco and I decided to make out a little with each other, and then post our predictions for Wrestlemania 24, which will be held at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida. Why should we do it? Well, it’s because we’ve nothing better to do and we like to force our opinions down your throats.
JackTV is having a showing at the Glorietta Cinemas, at 7PM on March 31st. The event may be an invite-only thing, but I’m sure you can catch other showings at Megamall or other SM malls. If you can’t, just ask the ones getting tickets (THAT’D BE US) if the show was awesome or more awesome than normal.
Here be our predictions!
24-Man Battle Royal to determine the No. 1 Contender for the ECW Title Later In The Night
Who We Think Should Win:
Coco: Elijah Burke. Dude deserves a push. I think he should replace the recently-suspended Jeff Hardy in the Money In the Bank ladder match but he’ll most likely be buried with the other mid-carders and jobbers in this event.
Bim: Palumbo. I just like the guy. I mean, the guy’s a hard worker, and he’s got that oomph that I really like watching.
Who We Think Will Win:
Coco: Kane
Bim: Probably Kane, I dunno.
ECW Championship Match: Chavo Guerrero© vs. Batte Royal Winner
Who We Think Should Win:
Coco: Chavito Heat!
Bim: Chavo, forevah. The guy deserves to be KING as far as I’m concerned!
Coco: Chavito Heat! I’m repetitive!
Bim: This, I think, is going to be a Wrestlemania screwball. I say, whoever he’s going up against wins it.
Money In The Bank Ladder Match (Confirmed thus far: Mr. Kennedy, Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, MVP, CM Punk, John Morrison)
Who We Think Should Win:
Bim: Carlito. The guy’s got skillz, charisma, and a good following. The only thing this guy hasn’t gotten since he stabbed Cena in a bar is a break. Let’s hope WWE gives him one.
Coco: Latin-’Fro McStabs has the skills, sure, but I want Shelton to win this one. I’d normally go for Jericho since I’ve proposed to him quite a handful of times on his Myspace page, but he already holds the IC title. And he’s not the dude-marrying type, apparently. It’ll be nice to see the guy who “conceptualized” this match four years ago back in the fray, though.
Who We Think Will Win:
Bim: Shelton’s getting a push lately. I say Benjamin.
Coco: This one’s really tough to call but I’ll stick up for Shelton.
Career Threatening Match: Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels
Who We Think Should Win:
Bim: Michaels. He’s going up against a frail, old guy. Well, frailer and older guy.
Coco: Flair. I bet if this guy wrestled in a wheelchair, it’d still be entertaining. Don’t ever leave us, Papa! I call Flair “Papa” because I’m cool with having two Dads, one of them being The Nature Boy.
Who We Think Will Win:
Bim: I think there won’t be a clear-cut winner. A Wrestlemania shocker awaits us.
Coco: HBK. It wouldn’t make sense if Flair won and ended up retiring, say, on Raw the next night. Or just retiring without being defeated. This match deserves to be THE main event, by the way.
Raw vs. Smackdown! Match: Umaga vs. Batista
Who We Think Should Win:
Coco: The Samoa Joe Ripoff. But Umaga’s certainly developed his own persona, and I want to see him in the title picture again, and not job to Cena this time.
Bim: Batista, because Umaga seriously annoys me. Not because he’s a bad character or bad wrestler, but because he’s such an effective heel.
Who We Think Will Win:
Coco: Batista, by count out.
Bim: Umaga, by cheating. Because he’s a cheater and a theif.
Belfast Brawl: Finlay vs. JBL
Who We Think Should Win:
Coco: JBL.
Bim: Finlay.
Who We Think Will Win:
Coco: The Wrestling God? More like The Wrestling GUT? AMIRITE?! But talk about effective heels. I say he’s walking out with a dirty victory. Like The Macho would say: “Dig it!”
Bim: JBL. Because the guy’s a management favorite, and JBL’s got Vince so far up his arse, the only time Vince can breathe is if JBL opens his mouth.
BunnyMania Lumberjack Match: Ashley & Maria vs. Beth Phoenix & Melina, with Snoop Dogg as the Master of Ceremonies
Who We Think Should Win:
Bim: Beth Phoenix and Melina. Out of everyone in that lineup, Beth’s the only real female wrestler. I wanna see more than just T&A, WWE. I wanna see WRESTLING!
Coco: You should check out TNA’s Women’s division, man. Sure, their female roster resembles a frickin’ safari, but their mat skills are so, very, ridiculously good. But they’re not on JackTV, so BOO TNA! (Coco holes up in the shower and cries). But I’m going with the heels on this one.
Who We Think Will Win:
Bim: Probably the crowd favorites- a Wrestlemania fanwank.
Coco: Phoenix and Melina. Because I want to bang Melina.
The Big Show vs. Floyd “Money” Mayweather
Coco: Who I think should win: Jim Belushi.
Who I think will win: Mario Van Peebles.
Bim: Should Win: The fans and consumers.
Will Win: Not the fans and consumers.
World Heavyweight Championship match: Edge© vs. The Undertaker
Who We Think Should Win:
Bim: Edge. Taker’s old, man. His gimmick got old 10 years ago. He’s still entertaining, yeah, but should a man who barely does anything during shows except stare at people and shoot vignettes carry the brand?
Coco: Edge. I have all the respect for what Taker’s accomplished, but it’s time for the Old Timer to step aside. Oh, and it’d be also be a good idea to take a piss break during Taker’s entrance at this point in the event, seeing as he takes 3 goddamn years to get to that ring.
Who We Think Will Win:
Bim: Taker. Fucking streak.
Coco: Taker. Fucking streak.
WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton© vs. John Cena vs. Triple H
Who We Think Should Win:
Bim: Orton. I’m tired of Triple H being champion.
Coco: Orton, man.
Who We Think Will Win:
Bim: Orton. I’m really really tired of Triple H being champion. I know it’s been a while since he’s last tasted that gold, but still, give it a couple more years. It might mean more then.
Coco: Triple H. He’s going to use that two-hour title reign and job to Orton at last year’s No Mercy as an excuse to politick his way into walking out with that sham of a belt. It’s shiny, though.
Bim: So, there you have it, folks. This is going to be a great show, so if you’re remotely a wrestling fan, you gotta catch this. And if you’re Sky Cable, fuck you for taking JackTV off your lineup. I hate your fucking guts.
Any parting words, Coquito?
Coco: “Hot sauce.” “Banana radio.” And, uh, “camel.”
Bim: You’re an idiot.
Coco: You’re handsome!
Okay!
Posted by coco at March 28, 2008, 10:04 amSENSELESS BLOG, GO FUCK YOURSELVES..
Posted by FUCK U BOTH at April 3, 2008, 9:39 amYep!
Posted by coco at April 3, 2008, 10:39 amWell, we got invite-only tickets, posters, mentos and some other stuff. We just pwnt you, boys.
And yes, that’s what we think, they are, after all, just predictions. Some of which came true. We pwnt you again.
Posted by Bim at April 3, 2008, 12:52 pmNice article and good photo.
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thats what u guys think and it doesnt matter.
dont brag about having invite-only tickets coz everybody can get it. bitches.
Posted by doesntmatter at March 28, 2008, 2:29 am