Biggest Waste of Time and A Forty Thousand Peso DSLR Camera Ever: Urban Wrestling With Coco’s Favorite CDs (Nos. 12 to 7)
April 27, 2008Remember Tintin’s DSLR camera which I almost broke before? Well we finally got it back from being repaired a month ago; we even got to bring it to the beach. But we really haven’t been going out as much as we want to and it would be such a waste to find no use for the camera. So I asked her to bring it to my place last weekend since I recently renovated my room (my third room in 10 months), and I wanted to have the changes documented. Fair enough.
Although, I also had the dumb idea to have pictures of my favorite CDs taken next to some of my pose-able wrestling figures. Guess what Coco decided to write about first.
Twelve CDs. Twelve goofy-ass wrestling poses. The asininity is LEGENDARY. Here we go:
#12: The Detroit Cobras "Seven Easy Pieces"
Okay, so it’s only a seven-song EP, but I wanted an excuse to make it seem as if WCW Chris Jericho were motorboating this naked woman (Is this Rachel Nagy? Can anyone confirm? Wikipedia isn’t being wiki-wiki-helpful). All cleavage-guzzling-related talk aside, this EP spawned "99 and A Half Just Won’t Do," and I don’t care if they made armpit noises for the rest of CD, that song alone warrants this album a place on my list. Also, boobies.
99 and a Half Just Won’t Do (The Detroit Cobras)
#11: Death From Above 1979 "You’re A Woman I’m A Machine"
It’s a shame that I don’t have the money to buy this band’s remixes CD. It’s an even bigger shame that this band is no longer around. It would have been the biggest shame if I didn’t take a picture of WCW Ric Flair about to drop a forearm smash onto this CD. Good thing I avoided said shame by having a girlfriend that pretty much does every damned thing I ask her to. Like taking stupid photos of stupid toys and stupid CDs. YOU HEAR THAT, WOMAN?! GET ME SOME GRAPES!
Black History Month (Death From Above 1979)
