Coco’s BirthdYAY 2008 - TMB Greetings!

So I turned 24 last Friday, which means that I’m one year closer to celebrating my 25th birthday.

And what’ll happen when I turn 25? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. BECAUSE MY LIFE IS A BOWLFUL OF FAILURE AND HEARTACHE AND LIES AND BROKEN PROMISES.

But then again, I have awesome friends who drink beer with me. And some, particularly the ones from The Man Blog, even go through the trouble of making me virutal gifts, like, say, a mustachioed rice cocker, courtesy of Pau:

Steel gave me The Undertaker’s prom picture, just because.

My brother from another mother, Bim, made the most intricate gift: mustachioed, half-naked blink-182 at the beach, with Darth Vader, a reel of film, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

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Mikey is an asshole. But thanks anyway!

Ade gave me a photo of the so-called "Chicano All-Stars," a congregation of the best that the world of retarded, grown, Mexican men has to offer.

Mild, Mexican porn courtesy of JM.

My sister from another mother from another planet, Midori, gave me WWF napkins, a couple of amorous giraffes, and Kermit the Frog butt-fucking a rabbit.

Penis-shaped pancakes: breakfast of champion sex offenders. Thanks, Helga!

Madz offered a lady whose breasts were covered with coconut shells. Get it? Because I masturbate to coconut shells a lot?

Mr. Mordo gave me a reason to be shot in the face: a photo of Mr. T’s (not that Mr. T, but Ice T) wife’s cameltoe, whose name also happens to be "Coco." (Kinda NSFW)

Thanks also to thegreatest who wished for a Wonder Woman movie starring Jessica Biel for me, Baddie for letting me make out with his fish, and Sha and CM for the online kisses.

And finally, muchos gracias to Fritz, Joni, Penny, nightdreamer, Starfish, Doms, Marcus, Joel, Ria, and Keysi for the Twittered/forum greetings!