I haven’t been sleeping well this week, having to adjust to the night shift required of my new job. But it’s all good, I’ve been learning a lot, and the people at work are fantastic.
Although, only one person at the office bothered to acknowledge my kickass "Don’t Hassel the Hoff" shirt the other day. Maybe it’s because of the fact that despite being a weak and lanky man, I can come off as a real douche sometimes. It’s either that, or they’re the saddest group of individuals in the whole, entire world. I mean, who wouldn’t flip out over a Hasselhoff shirt?
Anyway, here be nuggets of information regarding the week that was. I’d post these on Twitter, but as the title expressly states, I didn’t want to flood the service.
1. Extremely shitty Sunday to cap off a slightly shitty week. Good job, World. Ass.
2. Yesterday, for the first time since 1993, I heard someone use the term "Ja-fakes," as in "Yung mga ja-fakes sa Divisoria."
3. Sinong gustong makipag-lips-to-lips sa akin?
4. Huwag muna ngayon, pagka’t ako’y muling nagkaroon ng mala-higanteng singaw.
5. I have an iPod. But it’s pink. And it’s three years old. It’s a hand-me-down from my sister. My younger sister.
6. I also take back what I said about the Flight of the Conchords CD. I said that the songs were over-produced and that I’d be sticking to the TV versions for now. But I was laughing like an idiot on the bus ride home while listening to "Ladies Of the World."
7. Hermaphrodite! (Lady-Man-Ladies!) Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies! With your sexy lady bits!
And your sexy man bits too!
8. Anyone got any advice on adjusting one’s body clock? I’ve been having a hard time catching up on my sleep in the afternoons.
That’s pretty much it. I could really use some help on the sleep thing, though.
If I see one of your Hoff shirts in person, I’d totally freak out at its awesomeness. Then I’ll take the rest of the day off to daydream about it.
What?
Posted by Baddie at May 26, 2008, 10:48 amhey coco! where do you work now? =)
Posted by sab at May 26, 2008, 10:50 am@Pau: I meant, I intended on posting each of the items on the list of nuggets individually on Twitter, so I compounded them into one blog post instead. And seriously, about FOTC, I couldn’t keep myself from laughing on the bus.
@Baddie: I’d do the same if I saw you breathe fire in person, only I’d replace the “daydreaming” part with a “sacrificing a small, homeless child by your feet” part. What?
@Sab: I’ll IM you the details, I don’t want to get in trouble seeing as this blog is peppered with classy terminologies such as “vagine” and “ovary punch.”
Posted by coco at May 26, 2008, 10:57 amAlso because I don’t want to flood people on Twitter:
“When has redtube been in existence and YTF did I get no memo?!”
I have a long list of these twits saved in a notepad somewhere too. Creepy that you do the same thing.
Posted by CM at May 26, 2008, 4:23 pmAnd why did I forget to put ’since’? Too much redtube.
Posted by CM at May 26, 2008, 4:26 pmThe selection on Redtube is laaaame. To me at least. I just don’t dig straight up porn, with perfect lighting and fake tits and ass-tons of make-up. I fancy the amateurish types. Like, I prefer ponies over horses.
Posted by coco at May 26, 2008, 6:05 pmJAKOL A JANITOR!!!!!
-_-
Posted by coco at May 28, 2008, 10:33 amhaha i use “ja-fakes” every now and then.
oh, my inner jologs. haha. :p
Posted by iya at June 11, 2008, 5:15 pmI hail from the far kingdom of Las Pinas City, and have put an end to the debauchery of numerous monsters of the land and of the seas.
Furthermore, my scrupulous attention to detail has entitled me to garner the following honors from ages past: best in art, best marksman, and most likely to become Emperor of the Philippines.
Dude, unless you’re Mike whose Twitterfeed sends Twitter updates everytime you edit a blog post, you can’t flood Twitter.
Also FOTC! FUCK YEAH!
Posted by Pau at May 26, 2008, 7:15 am