Man Overboard.

Seven Year-Old Coco Writes A Love Letter.

December 3, 2008

So my Mom found this while cleaning up an old cabinet. No need for a lengthy introduction, feel free to read along.

What’s interesting, to me at least, is that I obvsiouly never gave her the letter. (Or, I never gave it to Brady for him to give to the girl.). I guess that I’m just as much as a mega-puss now as I was seventeen years ago.

I can’t even remember the last time I wrote an actual love letter. I remember writing a pathetic plea to an ex begging her to not leave me when I was seventeen (I think I even quoted a Dave Matthews song in there. Yikes.) And I do remember writing Tintin out of the blue a few months back; but I don’t really go from “You’re beautiful” to “Give me your picture, woman” to “I LOVE YOU” in one paragraph in that one.

Anyway, that’s all for now.

Posted by coco at 2:35 pm | permalink

Previous Comments

ang bata bata pa, ang landi landi mo na ha!

This letter gave me the happies.

ang panget nang hand writing mo! di kagaya ng sak’en. panget din.

Posted by midori at December 3, 2008, 3:02 pm

omg! almost perfect straight english! i certainly cant do this when i was seven. galing!

Posted by liz at December 3, 2008, 3:52 pm

“May I ask you a very big favor would you please send me a picture of yourself together with your letter…”

A very demanding potential stalker seven year-old Coco writes a creepy love letter. Awwwww…

Posted by Steel at December 3, 2008, 4:41 pm

If I were one of those handwriting scientists, I’d say you were a psycho serial killer-in-the-making.

Also, I agree with Liz. Pretty amazing English for a 7-year old. I learned how to write in English when I was 13. :(

Posted by Baddie at December 4, 2008, 12:09 pm

@Midori - Well. You know what they say. Ang batang makulit, pututoy galit. Ha?

@Liz - Why, thank you. I’m surprised that that was the first thing you noticed, not my poor-ass penmanship.

Posted by coco at December 4, 2008, 12:38 pm

@Steel - Dude, I wasn’t being demanding, I started with “May I ask you a very big favor…” Anything a person does that starts with him or her saying “May I ask you a very big favor…” will never be illegal. Like if I go: “May I ask you a very big favor, can I penetrate your vagina” and the lady that I’m speaking to says “NO” but I end up doing it anyway, I won’t end up in jail. You need to brush up on your lawyering, Mr. Ventus.

@Baddie - You wouldn’t want to be one of those handwriting scientists because I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

Posted by coco at December 4, 2008, 12:43 pm

Im sorry. I started dying after the second line.

Posted by Helga at December 4, 2008, 4:42 pm

Ang ladi talaga ni Coco.

Posted by Ade at December 8, 2008, 6:37 pm

Coco, i think i crush you, again. ;)

Posted by cheska at December 13, 2008, 1:34 pm

May facebook ba itong sinulatan mo? Puede ko i add? Para puede ka namin pagtawanan? Habang naglalambutsingan kami?

Posted by Pau at December 16, 2008, 2:51 pm

@Pau: Subukan mo lang at hahambalusin kita.

Posted by coco at December 19, 2008, 12:50 pm

is this pauline banaticla? as in your seatmate in grade 3? MANWHORE. hahahaha

Posted by papu at December 27, 2008, 12:08 am

you write well kahit seven years old ka pa. Mahirap talaga mag sulat nuon kapag walang lines. Nakakahilo basahin.

Posted by khangkhung23 at February 7, 2009, 10:52 am

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